- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

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