- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

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