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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

A terrorist robs a walrus.

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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