- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

I put my baby in a microwave.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

What did one apple say to the other???? Well, since they are fruits, and not people, they were unable to talk...

three mexicans walk into a bar... the bartender says get the fuck out!

"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

Knock knock. Come right on in.

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

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