What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

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Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

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What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

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A man walks up to his boss and asks "Do you want to hear a funny joke?". His boss replied,"Yes". Before the man could finish his joke, his boss had a heart attack and died instantly. The next day, when he's in his car with his wife, he asks "You want to hear a joke?", the wife replied "Sure,". before the man could finish his joke, a car hit them and the wife died but the man happened to survive. The next day, he sat on a bench mourning, his friend walked up to him and asked, "Why are you sad?". the man answered, "Every time I try and tell a joke someone dies!", his friend said, "That's not true, just tell me the joke." "Ok" "Two Pigeons walk into a-". Before he can finish his joke his friends is kidnapped and killed. Sadly, the man walks to a ledge, jumps off and commits suicide. The End

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A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chicken is a funny word, and the road is a plot device.

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What is the Question to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 43 - 1 = ?

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What do you call a something with no limbs? a snake

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How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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