- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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