- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

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