You you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you. Way do go lazy you didn't read all the you's so you didn't realize there was a yoo in there. But now you realize there aren't any yoo's there way to go.

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A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

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i bought a knock-knock joke book, and was unamused.

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Well, first of all, what I have overcome both mentally (trauma) and physically (lots of shit) is in the past, lets leave it there. Second yeah, I can basically shift my sense of left and right at will, meaning I can choose which arm to write with, and write things mirrored without even thinking about it, I can fool my senses basically, one second I struggle playing the piano because I have just trained with one, then I make my brain believe I have been practicing with both, its simple, but complicated to explain, while my ears are perfectly normal, I got two sets of balance nerves, it just gets more complicated from there.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

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People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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