Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

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How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

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What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

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My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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How do you make a snake blink? You can't

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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