A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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