- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Weaner

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

What is green and slow Grass.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

Cancer

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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