WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

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Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

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Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

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what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

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A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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