- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

your mom was so fat that she died.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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