How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

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Jovan

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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