Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

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John lazzaro likes dick

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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Anti Joke

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