What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

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Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

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What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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like if your cool

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A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

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Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

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So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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What did a boy dying from cancer get for Christmas? The news that his cancer progressed and he would soon die. He underwent a surgery that got rid of the cancer and he was cured. He ran out of the hospital in excitement and got hit by a bus. He recovered slowly, but lived. By this time it was June and his birthday, he returned to school later that year. He got called fat and committed suicide.

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Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

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This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well shit whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

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The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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