What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

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What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

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Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

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A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

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Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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