- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

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