You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

So a man walks into a bar, right?

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

Knock Knock Who did that?

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

Neither have I

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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