What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

Sarah Palin's political campaign

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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