- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

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