What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

there once was a black man who played basketball

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

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kennah campion when she talks

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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