- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

women's rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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