There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

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What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

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what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

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What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

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Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

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How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

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What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

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What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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A man went skydiving and tragically died.

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whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

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Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man returned and said, "My friend does not have a pulse and he is not breathing, so I stand by my prior assumption."

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What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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