- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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