Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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