- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Women.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

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