- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

why did the blue berry cross the road

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

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