- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Gay rights.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

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