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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where's the best place to gather black people to roleplay as prison victims for a documentary? Prison or the Graveyard.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

The chickens have become self-aware!

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

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