What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

The Ohio State Buckeyes

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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