- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

God is real.

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