- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

pretty soon we'll all be dead

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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