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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

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