- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

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