How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

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What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

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How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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Anti Joke

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