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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

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