- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

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