- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

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