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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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