- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

Why so serious ?

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

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