- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

lewis=cardiac

What do you call sad communities that have to share resources? Communists.

one of the idiot

A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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