- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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