Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

why did the kid die? his mom shot him

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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