What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

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A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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I <3 Hitler

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

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What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

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I had a submarine.... once

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

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What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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What is my name? I dont know

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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