- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

So a bar walks into a man...

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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