- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

Guest what in the butt

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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