Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

What if I told you.....potatoe

woman's rights

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

Yo Mama just died.

Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

a irish man walks past a bar

Knock knock... Home invasion

What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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