- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why? Because.

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

You know whats annoying? Steve

there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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