What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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why did you poop because you are a poop

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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