What page are you on The gay page.

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

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Little Johnny is sleeping overnight at a school camping trip. The teacher goes around to check tents to make sure everybody is falling asleep fine. Little Johnny, however, says, "Miss, I am scared of the dark. Can I sleep in your tent instead?" The teacher reluctantly agrees, finishes checking around and brings Little Johnny to her tent. "Miss, can I play with your belly button with my finger? My mommy lets me", asks little Johnny. The teacher reluctantly agrees. Suddenly, the teacher jumps up. "THAT WASN'T MY BELLY BUTTON!", she shouts. "Yeah," says Little Johnny. "Well that wasn't my finger, either."

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

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why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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