- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

FOX News: Fair and balanced

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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