- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

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