What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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This guy went to the store because he needed potatoes. So he asked the clerk where the potatoes were at and she said "Isle fiveeeeeee!" So he went there and there were no potatoes ! hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahajhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahaahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahaahahahahahhhhahha

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Pete and Repeat were sitting in a boat. Pete fell off. I hope he was wearing a personal flotation device.

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whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

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What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Procedes with his long difficult hunt to find another companion who accepts him for what he is, without the fear of being eaten.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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A women left the kitchen.

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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Your girlfriend.

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

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What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

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What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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