What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

"hey do you know the date" "58"

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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