- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

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