- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

roses are red poo is poo

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

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