- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do migets laught when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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