- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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