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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

A gay man watches football.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

AIDS

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

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