What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

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A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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What is your name? My name is Jeff

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

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Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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