- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

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