- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Im taking a shit right now.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

A dog was barking at a tree

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

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