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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

class is canceled. My professor died.

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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