- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

class is canceled. My professor died.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

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