- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Knock Knock Come in

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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