- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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