- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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