- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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