- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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