Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

How you know when dislextic

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

How about that airline food?

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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