a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

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Anti Joke

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