- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

like this or you will die at some point in your life

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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