- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

Where would canada be without nature? still here

Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

So a man walks into a bar, right?

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

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