- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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