knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

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A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

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When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

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Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

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Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

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69.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

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You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

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Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

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How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

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Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

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What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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