- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Whats the defination of cruelty

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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