What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

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What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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So these two girls have a cup .

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

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Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

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Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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i found waldo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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