- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

A man goes to the potty.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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