Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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Listen Nero, I understand now that this is your real name, actually I know where you live thanks to the good old phonebook... ...My order is fully based on respecting and treating all living beings equally and focusing on actually putting old notions such as Gods and superstition away in order to strengthen humankind`s belief in itself and others. As for Nerometal, well, that was one of my... Lesser followers, I assure you they have been taken care off, they will not be bothering you ever again. What would it take for you to forgive our transgressions? Money? Power? Ask and you shall receive, as far as your identity goes, you shall have it back and I shall use another site in the future.

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the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

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what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

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So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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