A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

Maths.

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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