i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

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Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

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I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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