- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

You dropped something.... Yo lip

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

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