- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

How many light bulbs? 1

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

what's funny about war? nothing!

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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