Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

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Kobe Bryant passing the ball

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

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a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

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Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

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A man and wife were having a vacation when suddenly the man falls to the floor and starts having a seizure. The woman screams "Oh my God, is there a doctor in the house?!" Then a doctor appears and helps the man with the appropriate method of handling a seizure. The doctor says everything is going to be okay.

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

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What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

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Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

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Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

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how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

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Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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