Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He orders a beer with two cubes of ice. The bartender ask why does he want two cubes of ice. The guy doesn't answer. He finishes his beer and proceeds to go home safely because he was not intoxicated.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

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A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

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A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

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why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

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There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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