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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

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