What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

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“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

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bangers and mash?

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

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A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

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What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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Whats a movie? A moving picture.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

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What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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