What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

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What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

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Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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What do you call a leper in a spa bath? Say excuse me Sir (or Madam), I notice you have leprosy, did you know that it is treatable? MDT for multibacillary leprosy consists of rifampicin, dapsone, and clofazimine taken over 12 months. Dosages adjusted appropriately for children and adults are available in all primary health centres in the form of blister packages.[17] Single dose MDT for single lesion leprosy consists of rifampicin, ofloxacin, and minocycline. The move toward single-dose treatment strategies has reduced the prevalence of disease in some regions, since prevalence is dependent on duration of treatment. World Leprosy Day was created to draw awareness to leprosy and its sufferers

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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