Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because her dad pushed her too hard -Knock knock -Who's there? -Suzie, I'm dead now with a knife through my neck and I'm ready to kill you since you didn't forward that chain letter, now hold still so I can chop off your toes one by one and peel your skin off then leave a bloody mess for your parents -k

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what is big and white? Your Mom

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

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Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

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How old is victor? Half past dead

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What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

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Whats the difference between males and females? fe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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