- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

Roses are red, violets are violet. I'm not stupid.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

What's just not right? Left

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

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What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

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