- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

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