A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

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Should a pole bump an alarm?

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

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like if your cool

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What is my name? I dont know

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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A man walks into a bar and takes a seat at the bar stool. He then proceeds to look over and said a man in a suit and tie open up the window , jumps, and begins to float in mid air. In amazement he approaches the man. He says " That's amazing! How do you do that?" The man in the suit and tie replies "Drink this liquid and you will be able to fly." The man with excitement quickly rushes to the window, opens it, and suddenly falls to his death. The bartender says to the man with the suit and tie " Superman, you're a real dick when your drunk."

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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Denard Robinson

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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