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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

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