Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

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A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

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Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

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What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

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What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

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When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

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69.

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Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

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Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

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What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

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A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

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Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

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Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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