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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

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