Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, horse, we don't serve your kind here." The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse," says the bartender, "I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse, are you deaf? I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out, knocking over a stool with his tail.

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Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

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What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

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Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

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What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

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Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

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what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

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Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

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Dick Cheney That's the joke

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a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

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Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

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What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

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A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

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what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

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Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

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Anti Joke

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