Yellow People !!

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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