Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

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I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

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A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

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I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

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The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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Anti Joke

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