- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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