- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

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