Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

Stop. Seriously stop.

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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