- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

A dancer walks into a barre

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

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