Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

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Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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swag

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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