- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

If you give a mouse a cookie, he will probably eat it then have a heart attack due to the high level of sugar in the cookie

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