Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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haha

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

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dallen loves penis

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

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How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

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Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

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