- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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