- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

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