Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

i'm hard

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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