Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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Sarah Palin.

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

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TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

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Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

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(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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