WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

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What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

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Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

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what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

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Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

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The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

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What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

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Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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