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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

Once, I went to Peru.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

There is no I in Pie except for the I

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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