- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

Ich bin nicht der Anführer

How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

The bears will win the Super Bowl

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

Q. What did the 300 pound Asian get for Valentine's day A. A jetpack. Except for the fact that the previous sentence was an obvious lie making this whole joke irrelevant.

How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

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