Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

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I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

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Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

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What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

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How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

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Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

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Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

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a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

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Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

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What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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