BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR S H I T STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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What do you do when its night time and you go downstairs and see your tv floating in the air? you say PUT IT DOWN N I G E R

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What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

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if your mother was put in a situation where she could either have sex with a man or a woman she would pick the woman

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So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to his barber? ????? ??? ?????? ??? ?????, which, in their native language means, I would like to get a haircut.

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How much dub could a dubstep dub if a dubstep could step dub?

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T u r n i p s

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What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

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Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

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Ron Paul for President!

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A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

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What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

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your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

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Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

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You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

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what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

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Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

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What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

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Anti Joke

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