Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

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Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

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q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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What's up? Your time.

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How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

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What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

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Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

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My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

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Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

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knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

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Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

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Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

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how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

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A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

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A blonde went to a hair dresser's one day, listening to a walkman. The hair dresser asked her what she wanted, and the blonde replied, "I need to get my hair trimmed, just make sure that you do not take these headphones off." The woman looked at the blonde, surprised, but did as she was told. While she was brushing the blonde's hair, she accidentally bumped the headphones, knocking them to the ground. As she bent down to pick them up, the blonde fell over, onto the floor. The hair dresser was very confused. She picked up the head phones and listened. This is what she heard..."breath in...breath out...breath in...breath out..."!

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it felt like it!

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Why did the police officer beat the black man? Because the Internet is able to connect a variety of different types of people together and the off-duty police officer was slightly better at the multiplayer game they were playing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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